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A witty dog card that reliably triggers smiles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bewilderbeest","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":56012481986908,"sku":"D04-01","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/5776\/7772\/files\/Bewilderbeest-dog-card-D04-jpg.jpg?v=1774450425"},{"product_id":"labracadabrador-card","title":"Labracadabrador Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eA wonderfully absurd Labrador card featuring a distinguished Black Lab magician performing his most impressive trick — producing a pheasant from a top hat, as one does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIdeal for Labrador owners, magic fans, and anyone who believes a Lab’s true superpower is retrieval under theatrical conditions. 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