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Mackerel Confession Card
£3.00
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Three extremely honest mackerel share a confession that, if we’re being frank, applies to rather a lot of the ocean’s inhabitants.
Perfect for friends with a cheeky sense of humour and an appreciation for absurd fish conversations. A gloriously silly card guaranteed to raise a laugh.
Dimensions
127mm x 178mm
Or 5x7 inches for those of the imperial persuasion.
Paper quality
Printed on premium 300gsm Tintoretto Crema cardstock. It has a creamy colour and a pleasing texture.
Plus, it's thick enough to spoon yoghurt with.
Packaging
The card comes with a recycled kraft envelope.
It is not supplied in a cello sleeve (save the turtles, yeah!?).
Shipping & Delivery
UK Delivery
We offer FREE delivery on all UK orders over £30. If you spend under £30, the shipping charge is £2.50.
- Standard Delivery (1-3 Working Days)
International Orders
Postage cost for international orders is automatically calculated at checkout depending on the weight of order and your location. Please see our shipping page for full pricing details.
Please be aware that you may also be liable to pay a fee once your order arrives at customs. If you are ordering to the US, you may also be liable to pay a US tariff fee, the amount of which will be depend on what you ordered.
Return policy
If you've ordered from us and you've changed your mind, or if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you can return your item(s) for a full refund or replacement within 30 days providing your order is not damaged.
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(It's a thrilling read)