Catatonic Card

(2 customer reviews)


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Know someone who loves cats and gin?! They will LOVE this card!

It’s a tough life when not even a G&T can rouse you from your slumber!

The Technical Bits: 

  • The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes…
  • Smooth, slightly textured card which is lovely to write on – printed on ivory hammered card stock (300gsm)
  • The card measures 5″ x 7″ (127mm X 178mm) – that’s 25.4 x 35.6 ants long if you’re wondering.
  • Packed with a recycled brown envelope. We no longer send cards in cellophane sleeves. ​

Do you want us to write and send the card for you? 

If you’d like us to send the card directly to someone for you, simply leave the message you’d like us to write and the person’s name and address in the notes box at checkout.

2 reviews for Catatonic Card

  1. Flo (verified owner)

    Love this card! Thanks Bewilderbeest

  2. Hannah (verified owner)

    Love the quirky design. Excellent quality card which came really quickly, even during a pandemic!

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