How Now Brown Cow Card
Have you ever tried asking a Brown cow how they are? No… I didn’t think so. Well, now you know, because she’s alright thanks.
This is one of life’s big questions which farmers have been grappling with for generations. Who do you need to share this important news with…? You should buy them this card, quick!
Of course, this may or may not be the case. However, this card will make whoever you send it to laugh, because they are sure to find themselves saying “How Now Brown Cow” out loud, just like they are in an elocution lesson! Trust me, it’s infectious.
- You will be relieved to hear that the card is blank inside, so it’s ready for you to share your own pearls of wisdom.
- In addition to this, if you buy a card from us, you’re awesome and you deserve the best! That’s why they are all professional printed onto ivory hammered thick card stock, which gives them a lovely slightly textured feel. They are very smooth to write in.
We are currently offering a free card writing service. If you’d like us to send the card directly to someone for you, simply leave the message you’d like us to write and the person’s name and address in the notes box at checkout.
The technical bits:
• Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who don’t work in ant sizing, it’s 5”x7” (127mm X 178mm).
• Card Stock: 300gsm ivory hammered card
• Packaging: The card comes with a recycled brown envelope. We no longer send cards in cellophane sleeves – you don’t really need one, and it’s good for the environment. If penguins had thumbs, they’d be pointing them up! Read more about it here.
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