Stool Sample Card

(1 customer review)


Are you looking for a get well soon card that will cheer someone up and give them a good laugh?

Our popular “Stool Sample” card never fails to amuse…and after all, laughter is the best medicine! Who will you cheer up with this totally daft joke?

You can either buy this card individually, or if you want to stock up, you can get 4 for £10 by selecting the pack of 4. 

  • You’ll be relieved to hear that the card is blank on the inside – we leave that bit to you.
  • If you buy a card from us, you’re awesome and you deserve the best! That’s why they are all professional printed onto ivory hammered thick card to give them a lovely slightly textured feel. They are very smooth to write in.

We are currently offering a free card writing service. If you’d like us to send the card directly to someone for you, simply leave the message you’d like us to write and the person’s name and address in the notes box at checkout.

The technical bits:
• Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who don’t work in ant sizing, it’s 5”x7” (127mm X 178mm).
• Card Stock: 300gsm ivory hammered card
• Packaging: The card comes with a recycled brown envelope. We no longer send cards in cellophane sleeves – you don’t really need one, and it’s good for the environment. If penguins had thumbs, they’d be pointing them up! Read more about it here.

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Additional information

Card Selection

1 Card, Pack of 4 cards

1 review for Stool Sample Card

  1. L

    I find this card so funny I can’t bare to give it to anyone! Would recommend all their cards.

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